Do you think your workplace gives a shit about you? I knew mine didn’t but I really didn’t think they would sink quite this far.

First a recap.

Monday morning 7:15 am…

I am sitting at a stoplight on my way to the place I hate. Smoking a Camel and listening to some Busta Rhymes when out of nowhere my vehicle is struck from behind with much velocity. Immediately I have a pain in my left shoulder. I am thinking to myself  “Shit , that bitch hit me” and “heart attack” at the same time. Well it was the previous rather than the latter and to sum up the whole ordeal , teenage girls don’t know how to drive in adverse weather conditions. I get out and yell at the girl a bit and then proceed to contact my place of work to inform them of the issue. Later, I watch my car being loaded onto a flat bed by a grungy dude with a pony tail and it’s already after 10am. I still have to go to the body shop and contact insurance companies for claim numbers and the usual. I then go home for a nap and some aspirin. I arrive to work this morning to find out that me missing yesterday wasn’t approved. Basically meaning they were going to hold it against me and that it brings me close to termination for being late/missing work. Sorry I didn’t plan ahead soulless corporate scum fuck. It really is my fault I missed work because my car was annihilated and my arm injured slightly. The person who makes these decisions at my work place could easily just put a marker in the computer that doesn’t screw me but decides not too. I hope this piece of shit’s family dies of AIDS. I will lose my job because I was in an accident. AWESOME.

Are your employers scumbags too? Please share.